H8′s A Bitch

In light of recent events, which I really don’t know too much about, Prop 8 was overturned in California. Right? For sure that’s awesome, but I don’t want to talk about politics. I want to talk about people. Cause they are way more interesting than bills. That is unless the bill suppresses a people, but then that is just fucked up. Both sides of this bill has really interesting people. First off we have the fun and flamboyant God Hates Fags people. To justify their “fun and flamboyance” look at what they do. These evangelicals, or a mutation of that, go around to churches, synagogues, public and private schools, and cool places to wave around colorful signs and speak their opinion. Damn. That’s just like the shit our parents did in the late 60s and 70s. Trendsetters for sure. On the other side of the bill is the, well bland, opposition. Boring homosexuals and homosexual sympathizers that just mind their own business and go on with their lives. Those people have to get a little bit of crazy in them and spice it up. Why can’t they make multicolored signs with stick figures in cool positions and bold type spelling out simple, yet effective phrases.

Moving on, the people that interest me the most are the ones we don’t see. They aren’t invisible, just incognito. Like spies and shit like that. You have to know who I’m talking about right? I’m talking about those hybrid homos. That’s obviously what you were thinking. So now that you don’t know what I’m talking about I’ll explain. Those homosexuals that you can’t really tell. There was a video or something in the 50s addressing the homosexual threat. With kids who got into a creeper’s car and he gained there trust. Aka, he raped or molested them. That’s at least what it suggested. Is this relevant to a hybrid homo? No, but I was just wondering if you knew what I was talking about.

So back to a definition. A hybrid homo is a homosexual who exhibits traits that line up with their gender norms. Ironic because homosexuals are supposed to be deviant of those norms. Well I’m talking about those people who are completely masculine, or completely feminine, and just like the tools they’ve got better than the other guys (batting for the same team?). I can tell that everyone from NYU knows so many of these people. Right? Haha, I just had me a big belly laugh. Yeah not so much, huh? It’s fair to say that the completely feminine female homosexual  is easier to come by than the masculine male homosexual. I can think of a bunch of girls that like the puss who are completely feminine, but can’t really think of many bro guys that like the dick. Can you? So I think these fools are pretty legit.

Don’t you think the God Hates Fags people should change their signs to, “God Hates Fags That He Can’t Tell Are Fags”? I think their limit might be 3 or 4 words. Can’t complicate things for them. So as America begins to accept and recognize homosexual marriages, where are the examples of these guys? Don’t you think the guidos on Jersey shore would be cool with homos if there were more examples of homos like them instead of the homos the real world picks up all the time? (I watch Jersey Shore, cause it’s just too good, but I don’t watch Real World, I just remember their homos) So come on pulp culture, make decrease the amount of eye shadow Lafayette of True Blood wears, because that is one badass motherfucker. Or I guess not a mother fucker. Don’t get me wrong, I am totally cool with the makeup and everything, I just wonder what it would be like if the homos on tv were portrayed with more typical, or stereotypical, gender traits.

So people, what do you think? I honestly want to know. If you read this, comment something. Doesn’t necessarily have to pertain to the bullshit I just spewed out (not the best taste in the mouth after that metaphor), but it’d be cool if you had an opinion.

Stay flossy.

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